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· Don't get too far ahead if you want to keep the other player in the game.

· Don't break the windows of the neighbor's house or they will call the police.

· Always take the referee out to Chinese dinner after the event is over. Do thank him profusely for his good work and express your confidence in him.

· Bring good equipment into the game especially things to protect the hands and feet.

· Stay around the good players so that you can learn from them, and curry favor with them and perhaps share some of their rewards.

· Aim below the legs when you are hitting someone so that they can come back and don't demand immediate retribution.

· Be sure that you don't pay too much attention to the attractive other gender as it will distract you from game the same way many of the 1930s reconstructionists got sidetracked with their younger assistants.

· Do pay much attention to the media as they will help you get the rules bent in your favor because everyone will want you to be in game. Also good for prestige and recognition.

· Don't try to grab all the money at once as you want the other side to come back with more from their siblings and parents and jobs.

· Keep records of all the good and bad so you can improve, but be sure not to document any of your bad stuff.

· Court an aura of humility so that you are well liked and properly respect the other side.

· Stay clean. Especially do wash your hands before and after playing and brush your teeth before and after, and wear good socks and change them so you don't get blisters.

· Use your own man gambit to show that the other side is wrong by showing them that one of their own agrees with you.

· Maintain the appearance of fairness as it might lead to punishment if you are overtly getting good calls from the referee.

· Know the endings of the "one potato two potato three potato four" choosing thing so you always get the good players on your side.

All these are applicable to current things in market but I must be missing many. Please augment and improve.


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