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Joseph Heller, from Victor Niederhoffer
September 18, 2014 |
Joseph Heller invited Puzo and Updike to steeplechase where you get 50 rides for a 0.25. He told them how when he was a boy growing up in Coney Island he'd wait near the finish for the old people to come out, and ask them for their unused rides of the 50 they didn't take. In the current, Puzo went through the revolving barrel and hurt himself and they all sat on a bench and talked about their terrible publishers and agents, and the decline of the book business, and their kids wasted time on television. As they left after a few hours, some kids came up to them. "Hey mister, can I have your tickets?". There were 47 left.
I played raquetball on Sunday at the central park courts, where 53 years ago I won three national tournaments with my father watching. I was good in those days, and the only way I could get a game was to play my opponents for a quarter hitting every shot behind my back, or if they were really good, hitting it through the legs. I challenged some guys to a match, and they told me they would only play me their backhand against my regular game. I jauntily refused and challenged a 70 year old guy to a singles game. He was ahead 11-6 when he hit one to my backhand and I ran to cover it, and for the first time in many tens of thousands of matches, I fell hard on the back of the head. The sound was so great that the players 4 courts over rushed over to see if I had lost consciousness. When I got home, I mistakenly told the perfect wife about it, and she looked at me and said "should we use heroic measures tonight to wake you up if you don't wake up". I said "No, just take the money, and put it in index funds, and marry someone much younger".
Pitt T. Maner III writes:
Vic,
Hope your head is OK and you recover quickly. Sure that the doctors on the site have told you to be careful with that type of injury. At 70 you are considered just a kid in Palm Beach…
I have not heard from Mr. George Meegan lately [recent junto speaker and world traveler] but he is in the news in New Zealand.
Tomorrow an anniversary date recognized in New Zealand (where it is already the 18th).
"1983 - British adventurer George Meegan finishes a six-year long walk from the southernmost tip of South America to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska; covering 30,605 kilometers (19,021 miles)."
Thursday, September 18 - World - NZ Herald News
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I’m a new visitor to your site. Very interesting! For what it’s worth I’m a paramedic, with a hit like that you have to be watchful for subdural or epidural bleeds, especially if you’re on blood thinners/aspirin a day. You should probably get checked out anyway, but any nausea or vomiting in the next couple of days or severe headache (obviously) warrants a speedy trip to the ED!
Tony
Vic - You inspire me daily. Never stop writing.
so it takes a tragedy for the truth comes out, Index Funds being the the place to invest…..if you seeing double, close one eye. Speedy recovery and best to you…..