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The shortest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumcision. The knights didn't drink much whiskey back then but instead favored Merlin's Magic Ale which produced special magic spells known as "Aleutions". Every knight had his own private TV where he sat and thus they became known as the Knights of the Round Cable, except one couldn't watch because he was blind. He was always searching for the Holy Braille. The knights were very religious and were rewarded with a lot of Prophet who helped them hold their Masses which were frequently interrupted by Guinevere who thus became known as "the weapon of Mass destruction". Feeling betrayed, King Arthur wanted to get rid of her and the gambling knight, Sir Chancelot so he hired a lawyer Mordred. But as expected that just lead to more dread for the heartbroken king. And thus he got into his Avalon and drove off never to be heard from again.


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