Aug

4

According to the old iron rule, low hemlines usually mean a good economy.

Hemlines are an indicator, because when things go swimmingly, women do not have to worry about rousing the male libido, as they are raring to go with the hormones and juices produced by success.High hemlines, contrarily, of course, indicate the scarcity of male interest, bad economics, hence the attempt to snare the male viewing equipment and unleach those deepseated urges.

I do hope this index of presaged economic plenty is valid once again. My fear is inflation, double-dip recession, continued joblessness.

Stefan Jovanovich adds:

Hemlines by themselves used to be the sole measure of immodesty. Even flappers kept their chests covered. Now that the styles of the ages of Franklin and Bonaparte are back in fashion, bosoms need to be added. This past weekend the brains of the outfit and I read the August Vogue. We were struck by how much it– the magazine issue– has shrunk. Our read of the fashions was that we are back in 1971-72. 


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