(Part 3)
The
serpentine rail grabs a stairway of valleys down to the desert floor. The
tunnels cease on one step, the snow-sheds on the next, and the Juniper pines
fade lower on. The last stage is a long
bend of the rail where the couples finally stretch and brakes silence. The
freight slithers like a coughing snake out the Sierra foothills, straightens
and empties us into the
The
train breaks a thermal wall on the desert floor and cuts directly and flat to
the eastern horizon. Air burns our
elastic lungs and sweat drips from two-day grizzled chins to the sizzling
platforms. The
The
freight runs up a 1000’ divider, swoops into a ten-mile wide shallow, followed
by another range and basin. The
repetition and midday glare are finally cut in the east by a civilization
sprawling like a spider on a white trap.
‘
‘Our
options are to press on, or to rest a couple hours here before the next through
train. Let’s put it to a vote,’ I suggest. ‘Stick with the sure ride.’ Wiz
casts first. Apple likewise points to our freight. Pronto nods. ‘All right,’ I say, ‘Conserve
your water because it’s at least eight hours and 100-degrees to the next
division town.’
Abruptly,
the crunch of ballast on the far side of our train halts our chat. A brakie, or
brakeman, stops, stoops and shouts ‘Hallo!’ under our graincar. I hunker down for a look back. Brakies and switchies, or switchmen, in western RR yards, are regularly
cheery to earnest tramps. ‘Gents,’ exhorts the man in a hardhat, ‘This tail
gets shuffled before she pulls out. The last six cars get cut and a new dozen
added. Be quick to find a ride because I hear the ‘hog’ (work engine)
coming.’ He rises as we shoulder our
packs, uncouples and cuts the brakeline, and the
huffing hog latches the string including our car and transfers it to an inner
rail for storage. Soon the yard engine
chugs back with the new string of black oil tankers, plus a solitary cement car
hooked on the tail like a stinger. This silver curved-hopper takes on cement or
dry chemicals through roofs hatches, empties out the bottom, and has front and
rear steel porches like the graincar for hobos. On
quick examination, both end platforms are dusty and the interior rooms
floorless and useless.
Pronto
kicks the concave hopper to receive a hollow twang and grimaces, ‘Empty! But
there’s no other.’ So he and I scale
the front porch ladder while Wiz and Apple mount the rear even as the grinning brakie adjoins the brakeline and
couples. ‘Hellofa ride!’ he groans, and crunches off
shaking his hardhat. Soon the airbrakes hiss in filling, an electric click
tests them from the lead a half-mile ahead to our last car, and the freight plunges forth into the desert.
Our carrier
is Union Pacific, the largest American railroad. Its route map in our Rand McNally Railroad Atlas covers most
of the western and central
The big hurdle is not the heat but the empty cement car we occupy. It rests high on the springs and bounces crazily along the rail. This car at the tail end also whips side-to-side. It’s the most teeth rattling ride at 50mph in hobo history. The freight sides hourly, to our great relief, and we jump eagerly to the hot grit to chew beef jerky and the fat.
At
one in the endless ligament of sidings, I distribute a short hobo library to
the execs including The Freighthopper’s
Mannual for North America (Daniel Leen),
Bound
for Glory (Woody Guthrie), Riding the Rails (Michael Mathers), A Guide to
Division Points, (Norton), and Hobo Life in
The
engineer in the lead unit must know of passengers since he kind-heatedly toots
for us to board after each priority train passes. Then the couples tighten, the
cars lunge and the freight pulls east, now into the desert twilight. This cool
blessing rocks the executives fast to sleep for the night.
Pronto
stands on the top rung of the moving ladder to find his land legs after the
night’s sleep. Already sweat lusters his forehead.
He sighs and jumps back onto the porch, a dusty cartoon in a black head
bandana with bug yellow goggles against the desert glare. Now he slips them up to reveal raccoon eyes
over cracked lips, smiles and crackles, ‘If it’s
I
squint into our Security Chief’s blue eyes questioning his mind. He plucks a
freshly-pressed red bandana from his pack and replaces the blue one, wearing a
dry smile beneath. ‘I researched the FTRA (Freight Train Riders of America) before we left and
matched the regional gang colors with our route. One of us might as well blend in with any
hot-headed gangs we encounter.’ The Freight Train Riders
of America is an exaggerated mob of men who use the rails to move about the
country. The FTRA allegedly color-codes their
regional factions with bandanas seen in yards, boxcars and jungles- hoboemia. The media and bulls inflate the FTRA, and I personally see more color-coded bandanas in an
hour sub-teaching at the Blythe, Ca. high school.
The
optimal party size to ride the rails is two people: One fetches info or
supplies while the other guards the gear, plus there is companionship and
mutual protection. Yet, seasoned hobos
more often travel alone as ‘lone wolfs’, knowing that a single traveler evades
the bull and blends into division point towns better than a pair. Enlarging the party, a tramp triad creates
continuing inefficiencies including boarding and dismounting a car, and
cramming into a hopper’s interior room.
A group of four is normally out of the question unless the team splits,
as we have, and rides with radios and well thought contingency plans.
At
this fiery passage, we would almost welcome a tiny calamity to break the white
monotony. Our freight goes ‘in the hole’- onto a desert sidetrack- every thirty
minutes. These periodic mile-long sidings branch from the single main, run a
parallel mile, and there our freight pauses with heated units to wait out a
priority train to overtake or pass from the opposite way. On the priority
scale, Amtrak is the highest, container cars and piggybacks (boxes and
semi-truck vans) next, and miserable mixed-freights like ours fall last. The
repeated few-minute breaks on the farm for passing trains allow the execs to
vault to the grit, exercise the legs, and converse a bit until the priority
train clears. Then our apathetic freight
reenters the mainline to poke along.
On
the second day, in such a dry hole of the
There
are four west-east major rails commensurate to the great auto Interstates of
this country: Two iron roads run the northern latitudes from the Pacific to
Great Lakes, our historic first transcontinental rail carries us from
The old-fashioned way to determine location en travel is
to scrutinize the rail mileage markers and crossing names, highway signs, towns
or simply to walk forward during a siding to ask the engine crew. That’s too far today with no feasibly ride
along the string if the freight jump starts.
Instead, Wiz reaches again into his packful of
gadgets. He has pre-programmed the scanner using The Compendium of American RR Frequencies with every frequency
along our projected odessy. But, he implores us to keep our eyes peeled,
‘The scanner and frequency guide are useless without a town name.’
We
ascend the ladders as the freight jerks east somewhere near the Nevada-Utah
border to scan all horizons for geographic clues. The fantasy is soon to roll
into a ‘division point’ and decide the next move. A train runs for twelve hours maximum by law,
and then a new crew must man the units. These crew changes occur along a string
of dots- either small towns where you watch paint peel off the old
stationhouses or inside metropolitan centers.
Every veteran rider carries inside his skull a map of the division
points along the American routes because at these junctures he shall disembark
to rest, change trains or continue.
We
have held down this hot hopper at the whiptail end of the train since
At
the noon zenith, Pronto and I gratefully claim our day’s first sliver of shade
on the front porch. The rear porch duo
must now begin to suffer the direct sun, or erect a tablecloth tarp. An hour
later, our respite is cut short on a sidetrack when the rear pair topples down
with packs and staggers forward the ballast to our porch step. ‘We think we’re
getting the raw end of the deal,’ Wiz objects. ‘The platform bucks like it’s
trying to jump off,’ Apple protests. They aver that the sunned rear porch is
like riding in a tumble-drier across the desert, and flatly refuse to
return. Pronto and I glance at each
other and, though we could cram four men and packs in the spare space among the
shifting mechanical arms on the 8’x10’ front platform, we acquiesce to test the
tail of the train ourselves.
In the first minute on the whip, Pronto and I agree it’s the wildest ride short of a rodeo, but we stick it out of pride.
Hours
later, the freight sides and the group rallies on the gravel in the thin north
shade of the cement car. I take a deep
breath of hot air on a whim, and start, ‘I want to speak to emergencies.
Pronto, this is your specialty so interrupt me anytime. A crisis is when the
expected doesn’t occur and there’s danger. The hobo probability from my
experience is that one time on each cross-country voyage an emergency crops up.
Our conduct then changes instantly. Sorry, but we go from democracy to my
authority until you learn the ropes. If
I’m out of commission then Pronto takes charge.
If it gets real bad, it’s every man for himself. Your successes off the
rail will carry a cool head to the worst of times here on the road. That’s
all.’ They gape at me until Pronto
intones, ‘Well said.’ Then our freight brakes release, we scale the ladders,
the couples tighten in a fore to aft drumbeat, and the wheels spin.
At
dusk many hours later, a golden glow rising above the eastern desert takes
every exec’s eye. The freight rumbles into an unnamed desert town that is
igniting with streetlights. Hot, tired and lost on the rails, the execs detrain
and stare grimly at me on the ballast. Their drawn faces beg for a hint of
change in this trying journey.
The
executive trip wasn’t to have been this blitzkrieg. Conventional tramps wind a leisurely path,
jumping down to refresh in Goodies and Sallies at division points every day,
sitting out full days in jungles next to brooks and over a cooking pot of beans
like a water color. However, the execs
have had to lay a fast, hot trail because Big Apple must catch a Denver flight
to New York in four days on the same day Wiz is due to speak at the Aspen Eris Society.
‘That’s
the skinny,’ I sum. ‘And, the freight may roll again as I speak.’ Wiz slips around the front platform to pace
the line like a ghost. ‘There’s no time to hike to the power or find a worker to
inquire,’ I forbid them. ‘Our options are three: Stay on this mystery freight,
get off here to rest and risk the deadlines, or split up in pairs and meet
later.’
‘The
team doesn’t split,’ says Pronto off the bat. ‘That’s right,’ agrees Apple.
‘You’ve all missed one option,’ comes a fading voice over the walkie-talkie.
‘Wiz…’
I wail, but he doesn’t turn around. His voice breaks the airwave, ‘Mates, sorry
to bail but I can hardly put one foot in front of the other. I’ve slept one
hour in the last two days. I spotted the lights of a Holiday Inn rolling into
town. I’ll hook up with you again… somewhere down the line.’ He walks off dressed in black from boot to
cap. ‘I feel like the hangman,’ he mutters and vanishes into the city.
The
train jumps east with three execs.