(to the tune of “Dance: Ten; Looks: Three”
from A Chorus Line)
Golf: 10; Shares: 1
My stock is still a laggard
People think that I’m a braggart
Too much putting, too much fresh air.
Golf: 10; Shares:
1
The stock keeps falling!
Left the green and
Called my banker for
A company course!
Cut the R&D outlays
Tightened up the pension plan
Sponsored a big tournament
All that goes with it.
A company course!
Cut my handicap to 3.
Suddenly I’m on NBC!
A great golf game goes with great returns,
Everybody says so.