Golf: 10; Stocks: 1

 (to the tune of “Dance: Ten; Looks: Three”

from A Chorus Line)

 

Golf: 10; Shares: 1

My stock is still a laggard

People think that I’m a braggart

Too much putting, too much fresh air.

 

 Golf: 10; Shares: 1

The stock keeps falling!                                             

Left the green and

Called my banker for

A guidance to buy…

 

A company course!

Cut the R&D outlays

Tightened up the pension plan

Sponsored a big tournament

All that goes with it.

 

A company course!

Cut my handicap to 3.

Suddenly I’m on NBC!

A great golf game goes with great returns,

Everybody says so.